This just in…the world is crazy!

If you look at the world as a whole, you can see marvelous things and beautiful accomplishments… and then… you find out that the world is full of crazy s***t and even crazier people! Here at nerdpundit we plan to bring you the craziest of stories at least twice a month!

Enjoy!!

- “What’s in a name!” ~ There’s a lot in a name, especially for Adolf Hitler of New Jersey (no not that German dude…silly!).  Apparently an extremely unintelligent and in no way, shape or form, off-their-rocker-sick-in-the-head couple in New Jersey decided to name their child after the genocidal maniac of WWII. The plot has thickened because it seems that the state of New Jersey has taken the young Adolf away from the family without even a smidgen of reason… I can think of a few. I don’t think a stable and healthy home environment should involve any type of regard for the Fuhrer. I smell a court case coming from this one and boy is this going to be a doosy!

- “Is that a monkey throwing mud…wait.. that’s not mud?!” ~ Ok, I love monkeys, I love them to death. I would love a monkey just hanging around all the time…minus the whole poo throwing thing. Here’s a story straight from the state of sunshine and wrinkly old people (Florida); there seems to be an escapee on the loose. Not just any escapee…a dreaded monkey! Not just any monkey! One that loves to throw poo! He even knows how to evade tranq darts. Someone get Hollywood on the phone, I think we’ve found the plot for the next Dane Cook movie!

- “Take that … you…bird!” ~ Here is even more proof that the economy is slowing crawling to a deep grave: A man in California beat a bird to death with a stick after it went for his ice cream. It’s just an ice cream! You could buy another one, what is it $2.00?!? Maybe his car was peppered with bird-shit one too many times…I wonder if there is a ring in hell for people like him… one that involves bird droppings falling from all angles. One could only hope!

- “Beer is good….” ~ I think there might be something wrong with the water out in California. This gentleman tried to sell his daughter for 100 cases of beer, some meat and $16,000. I want to meet the guy who negotiated that deal. Total class! I bet it wasn’t even Sirloin.. it was probably ground chuck!