100% undeniable proof that there is life on Mars
Last week the Mars Rover, whose latest album ‘The Bedlam in Goliath’ rules, found ice. That’s a really good sign of life, but not conclusive. Well this week it turns out that there is salt in the soil. Whaaaaatttttt!?!!??
from the experts:
“On Earth, asparagus, green beans and turnips could be planted in such an environment, and chemical-loving bacteria would thrive there,” he said.
Is the US Government planning on creating a super colony of bacterially enhanced martian turnips? No. But with global warming and the continuous destruction of Earth, we may be looking for a new place to live, or somewhere to install a giant ice machine like they did in Futurama. Remember that episode?
